We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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