I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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