yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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