glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
sex in a hospital.. check
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
