i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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