She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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