R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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