Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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