with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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