I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm like, not good at living.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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