Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
