You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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