id be glad to
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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