Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
is it fun? or sober?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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