I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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