You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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