That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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