Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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