Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Who died my cat blue again?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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