I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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