"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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