and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
false alarm, still single
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