..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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