I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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