Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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