That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
