what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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