When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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