He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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