Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Jerry, you need to find god
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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