I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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