Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
