It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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