Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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