best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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