its not stalking. its research.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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