the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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