That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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