dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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