I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I want to make a zoo with you.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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