Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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