but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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