The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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