what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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