p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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