What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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