I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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