why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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