Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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