i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I think I sprained my soul last night
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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